I just called to speak to my mom and she didn’t answer. So I left a voicemail. I never leave her voicemails

so I’m 100% certain I’m going to die today

because I was cute in the thingy as well and I’m high

so naturally I’m going to fall off of something and die

I’m making light of my death because how gnarly would that be if I did die and then this was the last post I made

I would be regarded as a God in my death

on Easter

All I’m saying is 2 things

1. Easter will be known as new Easter

2. I might come back 3 days from now so Wednesday might be new Easter

which is fair.

theotherkindofnerd:

Whooooaaaa just caught the end of the smurfs movie and I’m 100% sure Neil Patrick Harris just grabbed whats her face pussy!!! What is this movie rated!???

*crying*

fearnet:

Just hanging with #freddy #jason and #Leatherface at #Wondercon #anaheim #fearnet #mysticmonster #horror #costume

jealous

fearnet:

Just hanging with #freddy #jason and #Leatherface at #Wondercon #anaheim #fearnet #mysticmonster #horror #costume

jealous